This is where you can download Jesus and other awesome life applications, directly to your heart-drive.
Steps for installation:
1) Recognize system requirements:
a. No one is perfect. "For all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God." Romans 3:23
b. We have all sinned, or "missed the mark" of God's perfect standards. "If we say we have no sin, then we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us." 1 John 1:8
c. We must have an open heart, ready to be written onto. "...Receive with humility the implanted word, which is able to save your souls." James 1:21
2) Start download and install sequence by turning on faith in Jesus as the Son of God and the one who takes our place as a sacrifice for our lawless deeds. If error message occurs, such as "invalid source of truth: Bible not recognized as source of truth", or "warning: continuing with Jesus installation will void any future fun, and may result in loss of all friends and respect", please press the "ignore" button. These errors often occur, but are normally generated by hacker-daemons or pre-installed "doubt" software. Please resist the temptation to press "cancel install".
3) Once faith has been established, the next step is to follow God's instruction manual which says, "For if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved. For with the heart one believes and is justified, and with the mouth one confesses and is saved." Romans 10:9,10 Begin download by confirming "yes" in your heart, and speaking with your mouth: "Jesus is LORD." In essence you are saying "Jesus is eternal God, and the man Jesus Christ who was born of a virgin, lived perfectly, and died undeserving of his sentence, and was indeed raised from the dead by God, being accepted as the offering for my sins, making me righteous before God through faith."
4) Confirm Installation
Those who have received Christ may not experience immediate outward signs of installation. To test for a successful install, please ask God to fill you with His Holy Spirit. This is the guarantee and seal of approval from God, marking you as "Genuine" Christian. His Holy Spirit is your ever-present guide and companion, and receiving Christ means you have the Holy Spirit also. If you desire an outward sign, please ask God for the free "gift of tongues". This is a free gift, offered only to those who have downloaded and installed Jesus on their heart-drives. Speaking in tongues is a supernatural experience, and is a special language that only God understands. Hacker-daemons are not familiar with and cannot decipher this encoded language. It will be yours for life. Try it now! Open your mouth and begin to speak, and even if you cannot understand the words, let your spirit take over your mind for a moment.
5) Installation support
Community support is available at a local Bible believing church. Seek a church close by that is "non-denominational", Presbyterian, Mennonite, Baptist, Calvary Chapel, Foursquare, or similar. Try to avoid Catholic Churches, because their worship of saints and mother Mary is not in line with the Bible. Avoid Mormon and Jehovah's Witnesses because their beliefs remove the power of Jesus and the Bible, hence voiding the power of salvation. (More information to follow). Direct-connection-to-heaven support is available 24/7 through prayer, and the Bible.
6) Final step
Congratulations! You've got the best of the best installed in your life. Now you will have many choices, daily, whether to serve God or please yourself. You will know the difference when faced with the choice. Choose God's way to ensure life-giving results. If you should fail, don't worry. Reboot by asking forgiveness from God and thanking Him for salvation, and resume your life in His mercy and grace. Tell others you meet about the wonderful freedom you now have, and encourage them to also get their free lifetime guaranteed install of Jesus, Son of God! God loves you and will never, ever leave you!
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